I came home today to find an unfamiliar pair of sunglasses on the side table in the hall (near where I put my hat and gloves) and a single roll of film placed standing on my desk. Heidi was nowhere to be seen, and the house was eerily quiet… I came to the obvious conclusion: Blackmail!
While mulling over what could be on the film (so that I could decide whether or not to get it developed at the nearby chemist), Heidi called. Apparently the glasses belong to her brother (who visited today), and the film is hers. I suppose that explains everything: They must be in on it together!
I was a little surprised that Heidi would be seeing me as a ruse in order to gather some dirt on me (she seems so genuine). Finally, I decided that it probably isn’t blackmail… (if it were she would keep the film and send photos instead.)
racecars, lasers, aeroplanes! it’s a… duck blur!
I get the feeling that you would like to be blackmailed…
Cause I know a certain unemployed handyman, with a large blue crowbar and a lack of morals…
How much would you pay to get your wii back?
That’s disturbing on a number of levels Matt. Especially the bit that sees me without my Wii. 🙁
Hahaha
Don’t stress. I forgot to insert
“Unmotivated” or “Lazy” or “To surly to climb three flights of stairs”
before “Unemployed Handyman”
Plus, I can’t find my crowbar oil.