{"id":1703,"date":"2009-08-01T10:22:15","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T02:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2009-08-01T10:22:15","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T02:22:15","slug":"deer-kate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2009\/08\/01\/deer-kate\/","title":{"rendered":"Deer Kate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.katemicucci.com\">You<\/a>&#8216;re pretty cute-awesome, as evidenced by Dear Deer:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/EOUEjiE6-Hk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I remember you from somewhere else though. Oh that&#8217;s right: <a href=\"http:\/\/garfunkelandoates.com\/music\/clips\/10\/sex-with-ducks\/\">sex with ducks<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Man, I love how the internet provides me with limited tangential exposure to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gackt\">remote celebrities<\/a>&#8230; often years late. I wonder if they&#8217;re still popular&#8230; &#8220;quirky&#8221; can sometimes have a pretty short life-span, but that doesn&#8217;t really matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8216;re pretty cute-awesome, as evidenced by Dear Deer: I remember you from somewhere else though. Oh that&#8217;s right: sex with ducks. Man, I love how the internet provides me with limited tangential exposure to remote celebrities&#8230; often years late. I wonder if they&#8217;re still popular&#8230; &#8220;quirky&#8221; can sometimes have a pretty short life-span, but that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2009\/08\/01\/deer-kate\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Deer Kate&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":67,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paLsRH-rt","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/67"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1719,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/1719"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}