{"id":3139,"date":"2010-04-14T15:08:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T07:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/?p=3139"},"modified":"2010-04-14T15:35:44","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T07:35:44","slug":"hitler-v-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2010\/04\/14\/hitler-v-apple\/","title":{"rendered":"Hitler v. Apple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/knowyourmeme.com\/memes\/downfall-hitler-meme\">Hitler-finds-out meme<\/a> is getting old, but it&#8217;s still a great mechanism for humorously communicating insight into topical issues when done well.<\/p>\n<p>Case in point, here&#8217;s one about Apple&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/apple\/news\/2010\/04\/apple-takes-aim-at-adobe-or-android.ars\">amazing assertions<\/a> that it can dictate not only what people make, but how they make it:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/sVkqbycvuKw&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>What next? An Apple user agreement that states that you must wear designer clothes while using your iPad?<\/p>\n<p>In related news, I&#8217;d recommend not buying an iPad. Aside from <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/nUtZK.jpg\">issues<\/a> of media and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fsf.org\/news\/ibad_launch\">software freedom<\/a>, there will surely be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2010\/04\/02\/seven-more-ipad-alternatives\/\">a flood<\/a> of cheap <a href=\"http:\/\/linux.slashdot.org\/story\/10\/04\/13\/1810200\/WePad-Tablet-Will-Use-Linux-To-Rival-the-iPad\">Linux<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.android.com\/\">Android<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chromium.org\/chromium-os\">Chrome<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/windows.microsoft.com\/en-AU\/windows7\/products\/features\/tablet-pc\">Windows 7<\/a> alternatives coming out later in the year (like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2010\/04\/06\/icds-tegra-2-powered-gemini-is-the-most-feature-complete-tablet\/\">this one<\/a>). Just like <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Netbook\">netbooks<\/a>: Don&#8217;t buy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnet.com.au\/asus-eeepc-701-339284540.htm\">the first lot<\/a> that come out; wait until they have nice screens, stable software, good battery life and are <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.whirlpool.net.au\/forum-replies-archive.cfm\/1371338.html\">available at Coles<\/a> for $399 (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.liliputing.com\/2010\/01\/closer-look-at-the-emachines-em250-netbook.html\">review here<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/programming\/comments\/bpjtp\/hitlers_new_iphone_app_runs_afoul_of_section_331\/\">Reddit<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Update<\/strong>: Wow. There a lot of link spam in that last paragraph.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Hitler-finds-out meme is getting old, but it&#8217;s still a great mechanism for humorously communicating insight into topical issues when done well. Case in point, here&#8217;s one about Apple&#8217;s amazing assertions that it can dictate not only what people make, but how they make it: What next? An Apple user agreement that states that you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2010\/04\/14\/hitler-v-apple\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hitler v. Apple&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":67,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paLsRH-OD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/67"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3139"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3148,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139\/revisions\/3148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}