{"id":604,"date":"2007-04-29T11:05:49","date_gmt":"2007-04-29T03:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2007\/04\/29\/funny-story-icey-ice\/"},"modified":"2007-04-29T18:49:17","modified_gmt":"2007-04-29T10:49:17","slug":"funny-story-icey-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2007\/04\/29\/funny-story-icey-ice\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Story? (Icey Ice)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Note<\/strong>: I thought that this was a funny story until I told it to spinboy<\/a> (who gave it a 3 out of ten). Maybe it’s something that you need to have been there for, or to know the people involved. Tone gave it a 6… anyhow, here it is.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Heidi, Jim<\/a>, and I decided to try out this new dessert parlour called Icey Ice<\/a>. We had no idea what to expect, but the name was appealing. After perousing their menu for a while, we ordered. Heidi and I asked for a Strawberry Snow Ice<\/a> and Jim asked for a Watermelon and Strawberry crushed ice drink.<\/p>\n

Seemed normal enough. Then just after Jim ordered, the woman behind the counter cocked her head to one side and glared at him. After a slight pause she said:<\/p>\n

You want a drink?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Perfectly delivered in a you-can’t-be-serious kind of voice! She continued with:<\/p>\n

This is your first time here right? Our specialty is Snow Ice. You can get a drink anywhere. Nowhere else does Snow Ice… Are you suuure you want a drink?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

We were flummoxed. Jim wanted to buy something and he absolutely got told off by the salesperson<\/em>! Things don’t work like that! However… her argument made sense… and Jim changed his order to a Mango Snow Ice.<\/p>\n

In other news, Snow Ice are pretty good. They taste like the sound of butterflies in a fruit orchid on a cold winter morning… (hmmm, that only sort of makes sense) … oh, and we got a plush Icey Ice mascot<\/a> with our order. Jim kept it as a momento of his getting told off. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Note: I thought that this was a funny story until I told it to spinboy (who gave it a 3 out of ten). Maybe it’s something that you need to have been there for, or to know the people involved. Tone gave it a 6… anyhow, here it is. Heidi, Jim, and I decided to … Continue reading “Funny Story? (Icey Ice)”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":67,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paLsRH-9K","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/67"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}