{"id":90,"date":"2006-10-17T20:07:35","date_gmt":"2006-10-17T12:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2006\/10\/17\/what-part-of-ding-ding-dont-you-understand\/"},"modified":"2006-10-17T20:47:54","modified_gmt":"2006-10-17T12:47:54","slug":"what-part-of-ding-ding-dont-you-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2006\/10\/17\/what-part-of-ding-ding-dont-you-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"What part of &#8220;ding ding&#8221; don&#8217;t you understand?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A while ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/dannowedgey.blogspot.com\/\">Danno<\/a> told me about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/\">CafePress<\/a>. It&#8217;s a site that lets you design prints for basic clothing and novelty items which they sell for you (giving you a cut of the profit). He used them to make some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/oneslime\">t-shirts featuring the lovable slimes<\/a> from his <a href=\"http:\/\/oneslime.net\/\">slime volleyball games<\/a>. I thought about making some designs, but never really got around to it because I never thought of anything suitably lame or cool enough to put on merchandise.<\/p>\n<p>Then it struck me. When cycling around the river I sometimes come across pedestrians who walk side-by-side on the dual-use (walking and cycling) path. That irritates me a little, but they usually get out of the way when you ding your bell or yell out &#8220;bike!&#8221;. However, sometimes they just stay there and completely ignore you. It&#8217;s a <em>dual-use, two-way path<\/em>! At least <em>move to one side so that cyclists can overtake you<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p><img id=\"image91\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nick.onetwenty.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/what_part_of_ding.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"What part of &quot;ding ding&quot; don't you understand?\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wanted some way to vent my anger without having to resort to flipping the bird. So I came up with the above t-shirt design and created a store called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/angrycyclist\">Angry Cyclist<\/a> on CafePress. Let&#8217;s hope these babies sell like hotcakes. Even if I only sell one or two, I&#8217;d be happy just thinking about the looks on some stubborn pedestrians&#8217; faces as someone rides past wearing one of these!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A while ago, Danno told me about CafePress. It&#8217;s a site that lets you design prints for basic clothing and novelty items which they sell for you (giving you a cut of the profit). He used them to make some t-shirts featuring the lovable slimes from his slime volleyball games. I thought about making some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/2006\/10\/17\/what-part-of-ding-ding-dont-you-understand\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What part of &#8220;ding ding&#8221; don&#8217;t you understand?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":67,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paLsRH-1s","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/67"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nick.onetwenty.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}