Competing with piracy by packaging cheap controllers?

As another video game console lifecycle comes to an end, the ease in which people can pirate games has pretty much reached its limit. Modchips for all major consoles are fairly reliable, and there are a number of software modifications to choose from for those uncomfortable with a soldering iron.

Now I’m supremely confident that most people playing games in Australian are not playing pirated games. However, I also get the feeling that there is a fairly large group of people that have very few qualms about using pirate software if it is readily available and easily accessible.

New consoles are good for publishers in this regard. Piracy is much less accessible on a new platform that hasn’t yet been (economically) hacked. However, these consoles will eventually get hacked, and piracy will eventually take hold upon the group of people predisposed to it. So how does the video game publisher reach this audience? I think the answer could lie in cheesy custom controllers.

Could you imagine playing Virtua Cop without a light gun? Virtual On without the twin sticks? Beatmania without the turntables? Dance Dance Revolution without the dance mats? Samba de Amigo without the Maracas? Steel Battalion without the insane control deck including two sticks, dozens of buttons and switches, and three foot pedals? Taiko Drum Master or Donkey Konga without the drums? Guitar Freaks or Guitar Hero without the guitar controllers?

I can imagine it, and it’s boring. Really, really boring… and difficult to control. And it just doesn’t feel right. So this really is a case of missing out on the “whole experience” when you only play the pirate version. That said, if the controller is too unique, too bulky, or too expensive, people won’t buy it. Samba de Amigo and Steel Battalion didn’t even make it to Australia because the controllers were too big and the anticipated market for these games was too small. Video game manufacturers need to make appealing novel controllers, and they need to make them cheap.

I wonder if this is what Nintendo had in mind when they designed the Wii controller to accept addons. This got me thinking. Their nunchuk attachment isn’t cheap, but it should come packaged with the console. The classic controller is a bit more complex, but maybe all important circuitry is in the Wii controller. The zapper shell? Well, that’s got to cost them all of a few dollars!

And what about this thing? This piece of plastic with no electronics! This thing that just makes the controller feel a bit like a driving wheel! It’s pure genious! When the game it comes with drops to a bargain, someone is going to shell out for that controller add-on even if they can get a pirate copy of the game. Someone I say!

If Nintendo can make more experiences dependent on something that is harder to copy than a DVD, they might be able to make piracy a little less of a concern.

Final thought: You cannot rock out in Guitar Hero without the guitar controller.

Recent YouTubings

Just a few things I saw on YouTube recently that I wanted to post here:

Finally, so as to not let Google Video out in the cold, anyone who hasn’t seen this compilation of Japanese ISUZU Gemini commercials from the 80s needs to check it out now. The music, the choreography, the general awesomeness is… well… awesome!

Hypes are so hot right now

I generally don’t comment on trends in fashion, but sometimes some things become hard to avoid (like cargo pants back in the day), and it makes me feel like saying something.

Anyhow, here it is: Hypes (Horizontal Stripes) are so hot right now.

No barrier to entry!

They’re seriously everywhere. It looks like the emos brought it back from rock fashion inspired by the Ramones (in combination with skinny pipe jeans… heheh, “hypes and pipes”) and it’s spread like wildfire. It seems to know no social or age barriers. There are emo stripes, metro stipes, golf shirt stripes… the list keeps going. Whether it’s socks, shirts, or sweaters, hypes are everywhere.

What else is hot?!

Continuing with the pseudo-emo trend being followed in the clothing lines picked up by major retailers (it’s just like the “citrus colours” wave from a few years ago), we’re also being subject to a lot of simple colours (black, white, and red) and simple shapes (stripes, dots, and spots).

I don’t know if this is a knee-jerk reaction to the ridiculously busy clothing that came about with “directional streetwear”, but it has led me to design the hottest pattern for today’s fashion-conscious trend-setter (follower… what’s the difference?). I present “spotted hypes” in red, white and black:

Um… just picture the dots to be more uniform and the sketch to be more “good” looking in general…

Play at Home!

Heidi and I have a game; when we see someone wearing horizontal stripes we say “hypes” and punch the other person on the arm (except without the punching because Heidi doesn’t really like that). We stopped playing the game last week because in a trip to the city we spent most of our time saying “Hypes!”.

Ignore the exclaimation point, we don’t yell it out to embarass anyone. It’s like that Volkswagon Beetle game people used to play when I was in school.

Best. Website. Ever.

Well, that’s what came to mind when I saw VideoJug, a website with a ridiculous number of instructional videos. It’s simply awesome! I’ve learnt how to make butter chicken, how to make naan bread, and how to make mango chutney! I could start an Indian restaurant with these skills!

I’m not sure that I believe in fate or providence, but I think that the internet was made solely to lead to this point; Videos detailing how to do anything you want… it’s the ultimate pinnacle of human achievement.

Note: Yeah, this post turned out a little (okay, a lot) over-the-top, but this website put a huge smile on my face!

Impending birthday

I’m turning older next month and a few people have asked what I might be interested in receiving as a present. There isn’t much that I want and either don’t already have or could reasonably expect as a gift, so I’m asking people to donate to any of the organisations below.

Humanitarian aid, environmental protection, and conservation:

Free software and information:

If you really can’t resist the urge to get me something else, I have a brief list of things after the jump.

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