Heidi and I took Amelia to a new parents group yesterday.
As part of the proceedings, we learnt a few nursery rhymes and were challenged to come up with some of our own. Here are a couple we improvised this morning for Amelia’a playtime.
Firstly, for the body builder parent:
These are Amelia’s pectorials
These are Amelia’s guns
These are Amelia’s abbadabbadabbas
And these are Amelia’s buns!
Finally, here’s one for all new parents:
Milk in the front
Poop out the back
What’s in the middle?