Contemporary rhymes for baby playtimes

Heidi and I took Amelia to a new parents group yesterday.

As part of the proceedings, we learnt a few nursery rhymes and were challenged to come up with some of our own. Here are a couple we improvised this morning for Amelia’a playtime.

Firstly, for the body builder parent:

These are Amelia’s pectorials

These are Amelia’s guns

These are Amelia’s abbadabbadabbas

And these are Amelia’s buns!

Finally, here’s one for all new parents:

Milk in the front

Poop out the back

What’s in the middle?

Tickle attack!