Mainstream alternative

Pirates. Monkeys. Ninjas. Dinosaurs. Transformers. 8-bit pixel graphics. Orange (the colour). Black, white, and red. Hoodies. Buttons (aka Badges). LiveJournal. Amateur photography. “Retro” anything. Something insincere about Jesus being your “homey”. Leederville prescription glasses. Skateboards. Rubber armbands. Fascination with all things Japanese. Astroboy. The Ramones. Sonic Youth. “Directional streetwear”. Body piercings. Tattoos (but not the tribal armbands anymore). iPod (geez). Stencil graffiti art. Pretty much everything on J Allard’s Xbox 360.

Where do I find something different?